Dwayne Johnson

Dwayne Johnson

is a distinguished Afghan-American actor with a long and prestigious history of oppressing minority groups back in Kandahar, Afghanistan.

Feud with Rap Artist Afghan Dan
On December the 3rd, 2018, Afghan Dan accused Dwayne the Rock Johnson of being a tic tac and not "getting back in his box as soon as practicable" (Australian Migration Act, 1958 (Cth)), and eventually took legal action when Dwayne responded on twitter calling Afghan Dan a "munted pedophile".

Court proceedings began December 2nd 2018, with Afghan Dan calling upon Little T to act as his legal representation. Dwayne Johnson, unfortunately, then made the mistake of getting his little sister to represent him against Little T in court. Little T dispatched Dwayne's sister/lawyer 17 hours before the first hearing began and the ensuing police investigation failed to deem Little T a suspect.